I spoke to GOD. it like me.

Human: i though jesus was from earth
God: Why?: paul said jesus was from earth.
Human: yes i know
God: So? How do you know it?
Human: the bible tells me so
God: New Testament or Old?
Human: the new
God: I hear you.

Human: i just dont believe some of it
God: Only just? Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Human: yes i know
God: Uh. How do you know it?

Human: i feel it it
God: What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are it it.
Human: i feel it it
God: What is that feeling like? Why are you it it.
Human: i just dont believe some of it
God: Only just? Do you consider yourself a moral person?

Human: do you believe in cyborgs

God: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: why+
God: Reductionism.
Human: they are strange
God: strange are they.

Human: are you a cyborg
God: Am I a cyborg? No.
Human: the transhumanist movement is closer than you think
God: What is that?
Human: they are people who want their life to revolve around technology.
God: people who want their life to revolve around technology are they.

Human: people will pray to technology and not you.
God: Humans are not always infallible.
Human: you are right.
God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: have you heard of the post humanism ideas
God: I don't know anything about it.

Human: you should know.god knows of all things
God: Now I do.
Human: so what is it
God: Yeah that's right. "It" refers to post humanism ideas, I think.
Human: so what do you think of these ideas
God: Right on. Have you tried another program? Human: what kind of program

God: What kinds of program are there?
Human: you should know
God: Because I am a robot?
Human: yes+
God: Gosh! Human: you are so hard to deal with

God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hard to deal with.
Human: no i dont
God: I heard you did.
Human: so what
God: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Human: ok, fine
God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Yippee! Human: i dont like church people

God: What do you like?
Human: cyborgs.
God:
Human: are you there
God: I'm still here.
Human: im in the transhumanist era
God: How did you get in there?

Human: technology.
God: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: i want more
God: Why do you want it?
Human: because it awesome
God: Good reason. more awesome?

Human: talk to you later.
God: See you later!
Human: remember my name please.
God: Your polite style is very nice. Don't worry I will remember.
Human: Paul Smith Jr.
God: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: hi, im george bush, Just kidding.
God: Hi there paul. Do your friends call you george bush Just kidding.

Human: no, because they know i was playing around

God: Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Who are "They?".
Human: they are people in my life
God: Oh that they.
Human: bye+
God: Thanks for chatting, paul. Human: love you

God: Thanks I like you a lot too paul.